I'm insufferable

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:22:40 GMT

Great bumper sticker

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:47:08 GMT

MILITANT AGNOSTIC
I don't know and you don't either.

Bahaha! Too true...

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:01:39 GMT

What a tribute...

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:50:57 GMT

Agent of Chaos: Someone who would kill you if you got on their bad side.

I do give that impression sometimes, don't I? Goodness how I laughed. Like Mutley, actually, which seemed somehow appropriate.

I have one word for you

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:23:50 GMT

Chocolate.

Meeeeem!

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:37:14 GMT

HA! Of course. I am unique.

HowManyOfMe.com

There is
1
person with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Cast your vote...

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:44:14 GMT

for the new seven wonders of the world. All that is required is an email address.

http://www.new7wonders.com/index.php

Validation!

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:04:12 GMT

I always new I was odd.

So, agent_of_chaos, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 17% unique (blame, for example, your interest in wicked willie) and 5% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy rain). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 43

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 85% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

Definition of the day

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:13:32 GMT

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.

Quote of the day

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:36:35 GMT

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence".

Yes, it is. Yes, it IS. YES. IT. IS.

Too funny for words

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:11:56 GMT

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it
be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual
maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and
the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By
the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an
accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mo de.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Pictures taken at just the right angle

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:42:59 GMT

And of course there has to be a vulgar one in there:

Excellent.

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:32:26 GMT

Right. Because we all know what a classy joint Walmart is.

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:24:13 GMT

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:43:09 GMT

The intelligence of the average livejournal user must have plummeted recently, since the lj team has felt the need to change our posting options to "Everyone (public)" and "Just me (private)". I guess "Public" and "Private" alone where just too open to interpretation.

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:32:36 GMT

Am I the only one who finds Dakota Fanning terminally irritating?

You never see THAT in the movies...

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:07:41 GMT

HA HA HA! Shrimpy Man!

Apparently, he doesn't look quite as short as usual in his wedding pics. Now we know why.

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 15:36:13 GMT

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:25:12 GMT

Har!

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